Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Procrastination Station

I constantly write to-do lists. I thought having a smart phone would increase my productivity. Hoped that with my recent 'awakening' to life, I would flourish with my passions and hobbies.

But you know, that takes drive. Ambition. Desire and the ghost of Nike to come rapping at my door to spook me to the land of victory.

First step is to recognize you have a problem. The only thing is, when you are a natural rebel, you flip off your tasks with the tiniest fuck you and pretend you don't know any better.

Coincidentally, I learned that today is officially Middle Finger day.

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